Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of that elementary school kid, who crammed only one essay for exam, on Cow, and the question paper had instructions to write essay on his father.
So the kid wrote,
I have a father too. He goes to office every morning after cleaning our cow. Our cow has four legs, two eyes, one tail and it It is a very shy animal. It has white skin. We will sale those skins to make shoes. Our cow gives us milk. That milk is very good for health. I love drinking milk. Cow milk has protein which is good for health. So we should love our cow for it is such a nice helpful productive domestic animal.